Bio

• Lutheran Christian.

• Traditional Lutheran liturgy.

• Matsqui Village Lutheran Church.
   

Work experience​:

Tutor

Scowlitz (Sq'éwlets) First Nation · Contract Part-time

Lake Errock, British Columbia, Canada
June 2010 – June 2010 · 1 month

Age 18
 

• I was hired as a tutor to help the children and teens with their homework. But I wasn't good at it, so I was fired.
   

Receptionist

 

Scowlitz Indian Band Office · Contract Full-time

Lake Errock, British Columbia, Canada

June 2009 - June 2010 · 1 year

Grade 11 to grade 12

Age 17 to age 18
 

• I had a good interview, and I was hired. I mentioned my typing speed.

• Greeted customers at the front desk, registered their information into the computer and led them to their area into the campground.

 

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Skills

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• Cooperated with other co-workers when planning, and budgeting upcoming events.

• Greeted customers over the phone, wrote down messages and informed the manager.

• Cut grass, rake, weed gardens and perform other maintenance duties as directed by supervisor.

• Customer Service

• Cooperation

• Telephone Reception

• Greeting Customers

• Yard Work

• Receptionist Duties
   

Janitor​

 

Scowlitz Indian Band Office · Contract Part-time
Lake Errock, British Columbia, Canada

September 2006 - September 2006 · 1 month

Grade 8

Age 15
 

• Performed cleaning duties: emptied garbage containers, serviced and cleaned washrooms, washed and polished glass.

• I was hired to be a nighttime janitor for the Indian Band Office of Scowlitz.

 

Skills

• Clean Rooms

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Education

Hatzic Secondary School
Grade: 12

Graduated and received a High School Grad Certificate

September 2006 – June 2010

Age 14 to 18

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Activities and societies:

• Sewing classes; In grade 8, I loved sewing. I sewn together a pair of medium sized boxer shorts, and a small cloth bag for my change.

• Cafeteria; in grade 11, we learned to cut food on a cutting board, slice meat, and serve lunch.

• History of Rock and Roll; in Grade 11, 2009, at age 17 to 18.

• Metal work; made a metal dice box with a lid and lock. Made a chess board with metal checkers. Made a balancing man display. I made glass artwork with pressurized sand.

• Ceramic pottery; in grade 11, I created a ceramic bowl, a woman with no head and half limbs. I made a creature made of clay that resembled a scene from the Pink Floyd - The Wall movie. I spraypainted it golden.

• Wood work; in grade 8, I was taught how to make a wooden play thing where if you turn it upside down, the pieces of wood will switch placement while being weighed down by gravity. In grade 11, I used a wood burning device to make anime artwork on a piece of wood, square.

• Thanks to my artwork in grade 11, I was supposed to be given a Fine Arts Certificate, but I wasn't at the school that day.

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Coursera

Singer Songwriter, 4-part course:

September 10, 2022 – Nov 10, 2022

• I did not graduate, I failed the last test of course 1. Just wanted to be clear, I am a college drop-out. I couldn't remember the difference between assonance and consonance.​

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Location

Mission, British Columbia

• Current city
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Hometown

Mission, British Columbia
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Birthday

• Birth time: 11:00 am

• Birth date: September 3

• Birth year: 1991
   

Status

In a relationship since 2007. So 19 years since 2026.

• An off-again on-again relationship with a happy ending :-).
   

Hobbies

Dancing chorography

• I've got some dance moves :-).
   

Singing

• Too embarrassed to sing >_< . But I think I have a pretty good singing voice :-).
   

Violin

• I want violin lessons so I can play Serenade by Franz Schubert :-).
   

Writing

• I like to write my thoughts, feelings, and dreams down.
   

Reading

• I love reading songwriting books.
   

Playing Guitar

• I love my deep blue V-shaped electric guitar.
   

Playing Drums

• I have some beats in my head.
   

Songwriting

• I love writing songs and poems. I have 50 songs, including poems without sound.
   

Playing Piano

• I've had different kinds of keyboard pianos throughout my life. The first time I had one, I think I was 6 years old.
   

Music

• Babe I'm Gonna Leave You (Remaster)

• Led Zeppelin

I want to play this song on my guitar :-D.
 

• Ball & Chain (Live at the Monterey International Pop Festival, Saturday, (6/17/1967),

• Big Brother & The Holding Company

I want to learn to sing this song :-).
 

• Since I've Been Loving You (Live: O2 Arena, London - December 10, 2007)

• Led Zeppelin

I've got dance moves for this song :-).
 

• Summertime

• Big Brother & The Holding Company, (Janis Joplin, 1968)

I want to learn to sing this song as well :-).
 

• The Whap

• Frugit

I love the rhymes :-).
 

TV shows

Beavis and Butthead

• Be All You Can Be Season 2, episode 26

I saw this episode on MTV back when I was a kid.
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Clarkson's Farm

• Seasons 1 through 5

Mimi the cat loved watching this series while it was airing. She'd jump on the desk and tried to touch the TV Screen. XD

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Family Guy

• Screwed the Pooch Season 3 Episode 13

Has my fave "Bad Roaches" scene!

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Futurama

• I like seasons 1 through 7. :-)

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King of the Hill

• Hilloween Season 2 episode 4

One of my fave episodes! I love the dry humor. XD

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Little House on the Prairie

I recently started watching this, and it's so good! :-D

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Malcolm in the Middle

• Shame Season 1 Episode 4

This has my fave cold opening scene with the frog! :-D
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Smiling Friends

• The Glep Ep Season 3 Episode 8

Is my fave ep! :-D
 

Stuart Fails to Save the Universe

• Currently watching this TV series! :-D

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The Big Bang Theory

• The Thespian Catalyst Season 4 Episode 14
  My favorite Penny and Sheldon scene!
   

• The Good Guy Fluctuation Season 5 Episode 7
  I love the scene and the way Raj says, "Macaroni with cheese."

 

• The Ornithophobia Diffusion Season 5 episode 9
  This is Mimi the cat's favorite episode! She leaves her cubby and watches with me (^_^).
   

• The Locomotion Reverberation Season 10 Episode 15

​This is my fave because of the ending with Sheldon and Amy on the train! :-D

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The Office (US)

• Fun Run Season 4 Episode 1

It has my fave scene with Dwight and a cat. :-)

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The Simpsons

• Marge vs. the Monorail season 4 episode 12

This has my favorite opening theme :-D.

 

TV shows I would like to rewatch

• Young Sheldon
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Movies

Late Night with the Devil

• I left a comment on the Plex and gave this 5 stars!

"I kept wondering if this was based on true events, but obviously not lol :-)."
 

Fight Club

• My favorite movie back in 2012.
   

The Passion Of The Christ

• I haven't seen this in full, but would like to watch the full thing!

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Games

The Sims 4

• I love creating homes.
   

Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp

• I miss this game.
   

Animal Crossing Pocket Camp Complete

• I stopped playing this game because I almost bricked my phone and had to reset. I was level 399, so close to leveling up to level 400.

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Favorite Foods!​

• Tea:

• Earl grey, orange pekoe, dandelion root, ginger, and fennel.
   

• Water:

• Distilled water, spring water, and filtered water.
   

• Fruits:

• Avocado frozen chunks, bananas, cantaloupe pre-cut, honeydew pre-cut, mangoes pre-cut, and watermelon pre-cut.
   

• Vegetables:

• Alfalfa, beets, carrots, celery pre-cut, ginger, romaine lettuce, russet potatoes, spirulina and chlorella powder (combined), sweet peppers, sweet potatoes, Squash (butternut, acorn, spaghetti, summer, and winter). Wheatgrass shots, and yams.
   

• Oils:

• Extra virgin olive oil, sunflower oil, and evening primrose oil.
   

• Seeds:

• Ground fennel seeds, roasted pumpkin seeds hulled, roasted sunflower seeds hulled, and quinoa (9/9 amino acids, a complete protein).
   

• Nuts:

• Macadamia nuts shelled, and walnuts shelled.
   

• Carbohydrates:

• oatmeal, jasmine plain long white rice.
   

• Condiments:

• vanilla extract, iodized salt, and raw honey.
   

• Kitchen:

• Ninja portable blender

• And electrolyte drops (sodium, magnesium, potassium, calcium, chloride, phosphate, and bicarbonate.).

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Travel

Mission, British Columbia, Canada

• June 23, 2023
   

Abbotsford, British Columbia, Canada

• November 20, 2021
   

Mission, British Columbia, Canada

• February 15, 2019

 

Mission, British Columbia, Canada

• April 16, 2016

 

Langley, British Columbia, Canada

• September 20, 2011
   

Mission, British Columbia, Canada

• August 19, 2010
   

Lake Errock, British Columbia, Canada

• September (day?), 2006
   

Skatin, British Columbia, Canada

• September 3, 2005
   

Victoria, British Columbia, Canada

• (Month and day?), 2004
   

Deroche, British Columbia, Canada

• August (day?), 2003
   

Mission, British Columbia, Canada

• (Month and day? Unknown), 1994
   

Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada

• September 3, 1991
   

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Name pronunciation

• KAY-luh Ash-lee Lore-lie Jen-sen-Smith

• lu-RE-lie the-LAM

Other names

• lamb

Nickname  · Shown at top of profile
 

• lorelie lamb

Nickname
 

• loreliethelamb

Nickname
 

• Sheep

My eldest sister's nickname for me :-).

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Favorite quotes

Everything is alive.

Everything is connected.

Every species can evolve.

We are all one (with the source).

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